Success Quotes

"I'm not smart enough to be successful, which is lucky because I don't want to be."

"Hard work and dedication are the keys to success, neighboreeno."

"The pursuit of excellence honors the Lord above."

"I didn't do nothing and it worked!"

"Success isn't about talent, kid. It's about showing up and not getting arrested."

"If you're gonna fail, fail big and make it funny!"

"Success means never having to say 'I'm sorry' - my lawyers say it for me!"

"Success means making sure everyone knows you won."

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."

"I think the secret to success is not trying too hard and accepting failure."

"I didn't become a billionaire through philanthropy."

"The secret to success? Make your employees suffer."

"I measure my success in the suffering of others."

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"Success is measured differently"

"The key to success is showing up and pretending you care."

"Success means paying the electric bill and the mortgage, barely."

"My greatest achievement is keeping this place open another day."

"I never thought I'd say this, but winning is fun."

"All my hard work paid off."

"Remember, you're the best at being you."

"Winners don't lose, so I'm always winning."

"The path to success is paved with failed attempts and empty bottles."

"Success is subjective. To me, it's surviving another day."

"A man without a lawn is a man without a purpose, diddly-diddly-do."

"Success without integrity is merely hollow achievement."

"The key to show business is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made!"

"Integrity is important, just not as important as ratings!"

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people!"