Success Quotes

"Success is a good nap and a full bottle"

"*achieves goals quietly*"

"Nothing says success like a Bar Mitzvah!"

"Success is subjective; I'm successful at being a failure."

"Success comes to those who pursue their dreams of mayhem."

"True success is surviving another day."

"You want the secret to success? Show up, do the act, cash the check!"

"Success is spelled M-O-N-E-Y, kid!"

"The real secret to success is knowing when to fold 'em and move on!"

"I want to be rich and famous."

"Success is measured in happiness, not dollars."

"Old money is the best kind of money. New money tries too hard."

"Every decision I make is designed to maximize my profit margins."

"Success requires stepping on the heads of others."

"You're the man now, dog."

"That's the ticket!"

"I got skills, baby."

"Every giggle is a small victory"

"Success is making mom and dad smile"

"Success comes from hard work and dedication."

"The only thing worse than losing is winning."

"Success is just failure with better marketing."

"Success is what happens to other people."

"Success comes to those who work hard and stay true to their values."

"Success without integrity is just empty achievement."

"Success is... well, it's a lot like a good beer."

"Success is subjective, to me it's another day alive."

"Success requires commitment, persistence, and a good mallet."

"Success is measured in how much destruction you cause."

"Education is the key to escaping limited circumstances."