War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

10745 quotes

C
"War solves nothing; understanding solves everything."
Carl Carlson
S
"War is tragedy, but sometimes necessary to preserve peace."
Smithers
S
"War devastates all, even those who claim victory."
Smithers
G
"War settles things that words cannae."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"War's hell, but sometimes necessary."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"War, peace—it's all depressing."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"War and peace both sound exhausting."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"War should be the last resort, not the first."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Violence should never be the answer."
Chief Wiggum
W
"War is a tragedy, but sometimes a necessary evil."
Waylon Smithers
W
"War should only be waged as a last resort."
Waylon Smithers
L
"War is bad, peace is good."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Violence is never the answer."
Lenny Leonard
B
"War between hives solves nothing—collaboration creates everything."
Bumblebee Man
B
"War is never the answer—cooperation always is."
Bumblebee Man
N
"War is when the strong crush the weak. I love war."
Nelson Muntz
N
"War is the natural state of schools."
Nelson Muntz
K
"War and peace both demand careful reporting."
Kent Brockman
G
"War solves nothin' that cannae be solved with dialogue and respect."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"War is the failure of men tae talk and understand one another."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"War and peace are equally unsatisfying."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"War and peace are different flavors of suffering."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"War teaches us valuable lessons about strategy, timing, and complete annihilation."
Sideshow Bob
S
"War with society has been my constant state of mind."
Sideshow Bob
W
"War between departments is settled through proper channels."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Peace is worth fighting for."
Waylon Smithers
C
"War is bad. Donuts are good. Easy choice."
Chief Wiggum
L
"War's never the answer, but sometimes it's the only way."
Lenny Leonard
R
"The only monster here is the real monster of war that started when upped the stakes."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"War is when bullying becomes official."
Nelson Muntz