War Quotes
Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.
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"War solves nothing; understanding solves everything."Carl Carlson
"War is tragedy, but sometimes necessary to preserve peace."Smithers
"War devastates all, even those who claim victory."Smithers
"War settles things that words cannae."Groundskeeper Willie
"War's hell, but sometimes necessary."Groundskeeper Willie
"War, peace—it's all depressing."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"War and peace both sound exhausting."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"War should be the last resort, not the first."Chief Wiggum
"Violence should never be the answer."Chief Wiggum
"War is a tragedy, but sometimes a necessary evil."Waylon Smithers
"War should only be waged as a last resort."Waylon Smithers
"War is bad, peace is good."Lenny Leonard
"Violence is never the answer."Lenny Leonard
"War between hives solves nothing—collaboration creates everything."Bumblebee Man
"War is never the answer—cooperation always is."Bumblebee Man
"War is when the strong crush the weak. I love war."Nelson Muntz
"War is the natural state of schools."Nelson Muntz
"War and peace both demand careful reporting."Kent Brockman
"War solves nothin' that cannae be solved with dialogue and respect."Groundskeeper Willie
"War is the failure of men tae talk and understand one another."Groundskeeper Willie
"War and peace are equally unsatisfying."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"War and peace are different flavors of suffering."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"War teaches us valuable lessons about strategy, timing, and complete annihilation."Sideshow Bob
"War with society has been my constant state of mind."Sideshow Bob
"War between departments is settled through proper channels."Waylon Smithers
"Peace is worth fighting for."Waylon Smithers
"War is bad. Donuts are good. Easy choice."Chief Wiggum
"War's never the answer, but sometimes it's the only way."Lenny Leonard
"The only monster here is the real monster of war that started when upped the stakes."Ralph Wiggum
"War is when bullying becomes official."Nelson Muntz