War Quotes

"War causes suffering—choose peace when possible."

"War never brings peace"

"War destroys, peace builds"

"War is hell, and so is a hangover."

"War is my natural state of being."

"War is peace, and I am the peacemaker."

"War? That's what happens when you don't have a good agent to negotiate peace!"

"War is good for business, and business is my only interest."

"War sucks, man."

"War and conflict confuse me"

"War causes suffering that lasts generations."

"War is peace if you don't think about it too hard."

"War is what happens when talking fails, which is always."

"War settles nothing that peace couldn't solve better."

"War is never the answer when dialogue could help."

"War is what happens when words aren't enough."

"War is what happens when you run out of traps."

"This is my eternal war, and I am winning."

"War is bad for ratings, but good for emergency broadcasts."

"War creates ratings. Peace creates reruns."

"War is terrible, but action movies are awesome."

"War is good for business. Peace is bad for business."

"War is conflict; bending is finesse."

"War is never the answer when diplomacy can prevail."

"War destroys what takes generations to build."

"War is never the answer to our problems."

"The only good mouse is a dead mouse!"

"War is what I do best."

"War is peace, peace is boring."

"War solves nothing but creates everything."