War Quotes
Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.
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"War is what happens when talkin' ain't worked out."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"War solves nothing but creates many problems."Hermes
"Peace is harder to build than conflict."Hermes
"War is bad and we should all just get along."Meatwad
"War is hell, but have you tried bending in hell?"Bender
"War is the answer to many questions... unfortunately."Zoidberg
"War creates problems that peace should solve."Frylock
"War solves nothing. It only creates more suffering."Leela
"War is the failure of diplomacy and wisdom."Leela
"War is peace. Ignorance is strength. I can't remember the rest."Professor Farnsworth
"Wars happen because people forget to talk to each other."Meatwad
"War is bad, but it makes good stories."Master Shake
"War sucks, and peace is better."Master Shake
"War is hell, which is why I love it."Bender
"War is bad, and I don't understand why people do it."Jason Penopolis
"War is never the answer."Jason Penopolis
"War is what happens when people stop talking, which is probably intentional."Melissa Virtueson
"War is what happens when words fail."Melissa Virtueson
"War proves that peace is just temporary failure to disagree correctly."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"War is what happens when diplomacy fails and stupidity wins."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"War solves nothing that peace couldn't solve better."Frylock
"War's the failure of everything else."Frylock
"War is just politicians making poor decisions."Coach McGuirk
"War is politics with explosions."Coach McGuirk
"War and conflict solve nothing; understanding solves everything."Bruno
"Understanding prevents conflict far better than force ever could."Bruno
"War ain't the answer to nothing."Meatwad
"War only create more problems."Meatwad
"War ain't the answer, peace is, fam."Ali G
"War is what happens when negotiations fail and egos take over."Master Shake