War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

10745 quotes

C
"War is what happens when talkin' ain't worked out."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
H
"War solves nothing but creates many problems."
Hermes
H
"Peace is harder to build than conflict."
Hermes
M
"War is bad and we should all just get along."
Meatwad
B
"War is hell, but have you tried bending in hell?"
Bender
Z
"War is the answer to many questions... unfortunately."
Zoidberg
F
"War creates problems that peace should solve."
Frylock
L
"War solves nothing. It only creates more suffering."
Leela
L
"War is the failure of diplomacy and wisdom."
Leela
P
"War is peace. Ignorance is strength. I can't remember the rest."
Professor Farnsworth
M
"Wars happen because people forget to talk to each other."
Meatwad
M
"War is bad, but it makes good stories."
Master Shake
M
"War sucks, and peace is better."
Master Shake
B
"War is hell, which is why I love it."
Bender
J
"War is bad, and I don't understand why people do it."
Jason Penopolis
J
"War is never the answer."
Jason Penopolis
M
"War is what happens when people stop talking, which is probably intentional."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"War is what happens when words fail."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"War proves that peace is just temporary failure to disagree correctly."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"War is what happens when diplomacy fails and stupidity wins."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
F
"War solves nothing that peace couldn't solve better."
Frylock
F
"War's the failure of everything else."
Frylock
C
"War is just politicians making poor decisions."
Coach McGuirk
C
"War is politics with explosions."
Coach McGuirk
B
"War and conflict solve nothing; understanding solves everything."
Bruno
B
"Understanding prevents conflict far better than force ever could."
Bruno
M
"War ain't the answer to nothing."
Meatwad
M
"War only create more problems."
Meatwad
A
"War ain't the answer, peace is, fam."
Ali G
M
"War is what happens when negotiations fail and egos take over."
Master Shake