War Quotes
Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.
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"War solves nothing; it only creates more problems."Marge Simpson
"War is hell, and I should know, I've been to war."Professor Farnsworth
"War solves nothing; dialogue is always better."Amy Wong
"War is the failure of diplomacy."Amy Wong
"War is what happens when people forget that we're all made of the same material."Flexo
"War starts when people refuse to bend together."Flexo
"War solves nothing but creates endless problems."Leela
"War is the last resort of the desperate."Leela
"War seems preferable to the constant battle within myself."Zoidberg
"War could be prevented with better interdepartmental communication."Hermes
"Wars are won by those willing to make the hardest choices."Professor Farnsworth
"War teaches us the value of peace."Professor Farnsworth
"War teaches you the value of peace."Leela
"War teaches you that the rigid armies fall first."Flexo
"War is won by those flexible enough to adapt strategy."Flexo
"War is my favorite thing. After bending."Bender
"War should be avoided at all costs - mediation works better."Hermes
"Peace is preferable to conflict every single time."Hermes
"War should be the absolute last resort for any conflict."Amy Wong
"War leaves scars that last generations."Amy Wong
"War makes no sense until you're hungry enough to fight for a sandwich."Zoidberg
"War and peace are both equally terrible when you're involved."Zoidberg
"War is terrible, but it does make for interesting scientific opportunities."Professor Farnsworth
"War never solved anything that a good conversation couldn't."Flexo
"War teaches us that peace is worth bending for."Flexo
"War is hell, but sometimes it's necessary to protect what you love."Leela
"War is a failure of diplomacy and compassion."Leela
"War is terrible, and peace is worth fighting for."Fry
"War solves nothing except making more problems."Fry
"War is what happens when negotiations fail and somebody's gotta pay."Carl Brutanananadilewski