War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

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"War solves nothing; it only creates more problems."
Marge Simpson
P
"War is hell, and I should know, I've been to war."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"War solves nothing; dialogue is always better."
Amy Wong
A
"War is the failure of diplomacy."
Amy Wong
F
"War is what happens when people forget that we're all made of the same material."
Flexo
F
"War starts when people refuse to bend together."
Flexo
L
"War solves nothing but creates endless problems."
Leela
L
"War is the last resort of the desperate."
Leela
Z
"War seems preferable to the constant battle within myself."
Zoidberg
H
"War could be prevented with better interdepartmental communication."
Hermes
P
"Wars are won by those willing to make the hardest choices."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"War teaches us the value of peace."
Professor Farnsworth
L
"War teaches you the value of peace."
Leela
F
"War teaches you that the rigid armies fall first."
Flexo
F
"War is won by those flexible enough to adapt strategy."
Flexo
B
"War is my favorite thing. After bending."
Bender
H
"War should be avoided at all costs - mediation works better."
Hermes
H
"Peace is preferable to conflict every single time."
Hermes
A
"War should be the absolute last resort for any conflict."
Amy Wong
A
"War leaves scars that last generations."
Amy Wong
Z
"War makes no sense until you're hungry enough to fight for a sandwich."
Zoidberg
Z
"War and peace are both equally terrible when you're involved."
Zoidberg
P
"War is terrible, but it does make for interesting scientific opportunities."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"War never solved anything that a good conversation couldn't."
Flexo
F
"War teaches us that peace is worth bending for."
Flexo
L
"War is hell, but sometimes it's necessary to protect what you love."
Leela
L
"War is a failure of diplomacy and compassion."
Leela
F
"War is terrible, and peace is worth fighting for."
Fry
F
"War solves nothing except making more problems."
Fry
C
"War is what happens when negotiations fail and somebody's gotta pay."
Carl Brutanananadilewski