War Quotes

"War is terrible, but great for viewership."

"War coverage is what separates amateur reporters from professionals."

"War is the ultimate test of a man's character."

"War reveals both the best and worst in men's souls."

"War don't solve nothing, it just makes things worse."

"War's the failure of everything else."

"War is hell, but it's got nothing on a really bad hangover."

"War brings suffering; peace brings joy and prosperity."

"Violence solves nothing; dialogue heals all wounds."

"War is terrible, but a good roast battle can be comedy gold!"

"War and peace - both just material for my next special!"

"War's just bullying with bigger numbers."

"War is just bullying that's legal."

"I think war would be better if they just fought with words instead of weapons."

"War seems like something that could be solved over a beer."

"War is profitable. I should know."

"War solves nothin' but creates a whole lot of problems."

"War brings out the worst in humanity."

"War and peace are nothing compared to the war between me and sobriety."

"War is what happens when people actually fight."

"War is terrible. Peace is boring. Beer is perfect."

"War settles nothing; dialogue and understanding are the true paths to peace."

"War is the failure of all other options."

"War is what happens when negotiation fails and fun begins."

"War is what you call it when pranks get serious."

"War? It's merely business by other means."

"War is what happens when talking fails. Let's skip it."

"War, peace—it's all the same when you're broke."

"War and peace are equally depressing when sober."

"War should only be a last resort for just causes."