War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

10745 quotes

M
"War is politics when talking doesn't cut it anymore."
Master Shake
F
"War is never the answer."
Frylock
F
"War destroys what peace builds."
Frylock
M
"War is what happens when words fail."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"War is failure on a massive scale."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"War is what happens when somebody don't listen."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"War is what happens when diplomacy fails, which is often."
Jason Penopolis
J
"War is what happens when negotiation fails with inferior intellects."
Jason Penopolis
C
"War is what happens when people stop talking and start yelling."
Coach McGuirk
C
"War settles nothing except who dies."
Coach McGuirk
B
"War is humanity's greatest failure."
Bruno
B
"War solves nothing, only creates new problems."
Bruno
M
"War ain't the answer."
Meatwad
M
"Peace better than war every time."
Meatwad
M
"Peace start inside yourself first."
Meatwad
A
"War creates nothing but pain, still. Peace is always better."
Ali G
A
"War is what happens when words fail, sadly."
Ali G
M
"War is what happens when compromise becomes inconvenient."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"War proves we'd rather destroy than build."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"War is the failure of wisdom and understanding."
Borat
B
"War solves nothing - only wisdom and dialogue do."
Borat
M
"War is just a disagreement with violence, and violence is my favorite part."
Master Shake
M
"War is just peace with explosions."
Master Shake
B
"War is what happens when everyone stops talking."
Brendon Small
C
"War's a terrible thing that nobody really wants but keeps happening."
Coach McGuirk
C
"War is never the answer, but people keep thinking it is."
Coach McGuirk
P
"War is what happens when diplomacy gets tired."
Pickle Rick
P
"War is just economics with different methods."
Pickle Rick
P
"War is diplomacy's admission of failure."
Pickle Rick
M
"War solves nothing that peace couldn't solve better."
Mr. Poopybutthole