Wisdom Quotes

"We're not bitter, we're just realistic about life's disappointments."

"Wisdom comes from years of regret."

"Wisdom comes with age and multiple prison sentences."

"Wisdom is knowing when to strike and when to bide your time."

"Wisdom is knowing when to ask for clarification and when to comply silently."

"You know, boys, a good police officer is like a donut. Round, full of holes, and attracts children."

"Well, it's not rocket science. It's just police work."

"You can't spell believe without... lie."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut up. I'm still learning."

"When life gives you lemons, make donuts."

"My dad always said, 'Lenny, don't be stupid.' Wish I'd listened."

"You can't control everything, so don't try."

"You can't control life, but you can control how you react."

"Wisdom comes from living, not from reading."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what I like."

"Knowledge without wisdom is just information."

"The nurse told me my life would be easier if I was stupid."

"That's unpossible!"

"You couldn't give 100 percent because I would be dead."

"The police will take him to jail. The jail has bars and you can't eat while you're in there."

"The Itchy and Scratchy Show is not a good model for living."

"The strong survive, the weak get trampled. That's wisdom."

"Nice guys finish last, which is why I'm not nice."

"Wisdom comes from experience hurting people."

"Wisdom comes with age and hair gel."

"The secret to wisdom is admitting you already have it."

"Wisdom is knowing which tie matches your eyes."

"Wisdom comes from making mistakes and learning from 'em."

"I'm not a bad guy, I just make bad decisions."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning in problems. Good thing I'm used to being under water."