Wisdom Quotes

"Wisdom comes from making other people's mistakes."

"I'm not a bad guy. I just make bad choices."

"The difference between me and a bum? I know where to find free beer."

"I don't need therapy. I need a therapist's liquor cabinet."

"I'm a big fan of rules and regulations, yes-siree-bob!"

"The measure of a person is how they treat those who can do nothing for them."

"Wisdom comes not from knowing all the answers, but asking the right questions."

"Forgiveness is not weakness; it is strength and wisdom combined."

"Hey hey! Remember, kids, if something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"You want wisdom? Here's wisdom: don't eat the prop food!"

"Never trust a partner, but always trust your accountant's accountant!"

"Comedy is about finding the truth in the ridiculous!"

"I've made mistakes, but they were profitable mistakes!"

"You want wisdom? Here it is: always leave them wanting more!"

"Wisdom is knowing which direction to run."

"Wisdom whispers; slapstick screams."

"Age and treachery will always beat youth and skill."

"The fates are not kind to fools, Smithers."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"Tradition is merely the excuse of the weak."

"*thoughtful stare*"

"*wise infant look*"

"*knowing pacifier suck*"

"*infant wisdom*"

"The only way to win is to not play."

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

"I'm an eight-year-old woman trapped in a girl's body."

"Character is defined by choices."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Wisdom is knowing when to run and hide."