Wisdom Quotes

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"Trust is like a glass—once broken, you're out of business."

"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"My heart says maybe."

"That's unpossible!"

"I can think of at least two things wrong with that."

"I do everything by the book—the Good Book, that is."

"*observes silently with wisdom beyond years*"

"*smiles with wisdom*"

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy who makes bad decisions."

"In the end, all that matters is that you tried your best, or tried at all."

"Every scar tells a story, and mine are mostly embarrassing."

"The only wisdom worth having is knowing when to swing a club."

"The path to wisdom is paved with painful experience."

"Never trust a man without a sense of humor - he's probably a cop!"

"The audience is everything - they're the ones with the wallets!"

"You want wisdom? Buy my book - it'll cost you, but it's worth it!"

"My slingshot has taught me that violence is never the answer."

"In this life, you're either in or you're out."

"Every mistake is a lesson in disguise."

"Wisdom comes with age and unlimited resources."

"Principles don't mean anything if you don't stick to them."

"Life isn't all fun and games."

"The world is full of wonder when you're small"

"Wisdom grows with each day"

"Wisdom is accumulated silence"

"You know, Homer, I've learned that sometimes the best things in life are the simple ones."

"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know, which is everything."

"I'm not a bad guy, I just follow the good book and try my best."