Work Quotes

The daily grind, the creative struggle, and why what we do matters more than we think.

22485 quotes

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"Badge, where's your badge?"
Chief Wiggum
C
"That's the third best police work I've done today."
Chief Wiggum
C
"I'm gonna go drive around for a while. Try not to commit any crimes."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Now that's what I call police work... doing stuff and preventing crime."
Chief Wiggum
L
"Work is just something you do between beers."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Hard work might not always pay off, but it's worth doing."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Work is like a treadmill - you gotta keep running or you fall off."
Carl Carlson
C
"Work hard and play hard - that's the way to live."
Carl Carlson
C
"Hard work pays off in the end, usually."
Carl Carlson
C
"Your worth isn't determined by your job."
Carl Carlson
C
"Work is what you do, but life is who you are."
Carl Carlson
R
"Can I have the mop?"
Ralph Wiggum
N
"Being a bully is the only honest work left in this world."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Work is what losers do to survive."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Work hard, stay focused, and never miss your cue."
Kent Brockman
K
"Work-life balance is overrated when you love your job this much."
Kent Brockman
G
"I'm fixin' the sprinkler system, and I'll no' be bothered by ye wee bairns!"
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"The work never truly ends for those who care about quality."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Work hard and maybe you'll die happy."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Work's supposed to be meaningful, not just a paycheck."
Moe Szyslak
B
"Work is just something that gets between me and happy hour."
Barney Gumble
B
"I'm not unemployed, I'm between jobs... for seven years."
Barney Gumble
B
"I'm a work in progress, mainly the work part."
Barney Gumble
N
"Work is honorable and dignified in God's eyes."
Ned Flanders
N
"Labor with diligence and integrity always."
Ned Flanders
K
"Work? That's what other people do. I call what I do 'living the dream!'"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Work hard, party harder, and always have a good accountant!"
Krusty the Clown
N
"Work is what other people do for me."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally gifted."
Nelson Muntz
L
"Work is the greatest enemy of happiness in the world."
Lenny Leonard