Work Quotes

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"I love the smell of low wages in the morning."

"I'm not a bad man. I'm just motivated by profit."

"I'll fire whoever suggests I've mellowed with age."

"Hard work and dedication, that's what separates the men from the wee lads."

"I've got no time fer fancy notions. Give me a shovel and honest labor."

"Work builds character, and I've got plenty of both."

"Work with pride, and ye'll never feel ashamed of what ye've done."

"I'm just a simple bartender trying to make an honest living."

"A good bartender listens to his customers' problems and then forgets them immediately."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

"I've mastered the art of doing nothing while looking busy."

"I don't need therapy; I have a bar full of drunks with problems."

"If you're not drinking at Moe's, where are you drinking? That's a business question."

"Moe's Tavern: We serve your problems with a side of regret."

"Work is what other people do."

"Work is for people who aren't born rich."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient."

"Work is for people who can't afford to drink all day."

"Work-life balance? That's a myth, like sobriety for me."

"The path to success is paved with hard work and dedication-diddly-dedication."

"Cooperation achieves more than competition ever could."

"Work is not punishment; it is purpose and dignity."

"Entertainment is a serious business, and I take it very seriously!"

"You gotta love what you do, or don't do it at all!"

"I love my work more than I love my kids, probably!"

"The Krusty brand means quality and entertainment!"

"I've never met a bad cigar or a bad business deal!"

"I love this job more than I love myself!"

"You want to know about love? I love my career!"