Work Quotes

"I love the spotlight more than I love sleep!"

"You gotta love what you do, or at least pretend to!"

"Work hard, play harder, and always have an escape route."

"Work is more fun when it involves your greatest rival."

"Smithers, you're fired. Oh wait, you're not fired, I need you."

"Work builds character, and I need all the help I can get."

"Even my leisure time generates profit."

"Work is what you do to get out of doing stuff."

"Work hard at avoiding work."

"Barkeeping isn't a job, it's a calling... a terrible, low-paying calling."

"Work is what you do when you're too lazy to steal."

"I work because the alternative is homelessness."

"The kindergarten teachers are on strike."

"Work is the Lord's way of keeping us busy and virtuous."

"Work hard, rest harder"

"Work is just something that gets in the way of drinking."

"Work hard at avoiding work by running faster."

"Work hard and your reward is more opportunities to suffer."

"Work hard, work smart, or better yet - work me and split the profits!"

"Never work for free - that's a good rule for life!"

"Work is less fun than play, but the money's better!"

"Hard work is its own reward."

"Work with purpose, not just for paychecks."

"A lifetime of working hard has taught me nothing."

"Work is a necessary evil I force upon others."

"Work is what you do. Idleness is what I do."

"Work hard, play harder."

"Hard work looks different at my size"

"Work is play when you're young"

"Honest work builds character."