Work Quotes

"I demand a raise! No, I demand respect first, then a raise."

"I believe in hard work, dedication, and doing things right."

"Good work is its own reward, but money helps!"

"Wha-? Is this the kinda quality I can expect from your company?"

"I'm not the greatest doctor, but I'm the doctor I've got."

"I'm ready to try anything as long as it doesn't involve hard work."

"Being a housewife is respectable work. It's what I do."

"Work is meaningful when it serves a greater purpose."

"I've decided to split my emotions between my work and my bottle of brandy."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"I believe in hard work and dedication to your craft."

"I work hard because I believe in myself."

"Work isn't just what you do - it's who you are, right down to your reinforced joints."

"If you're not bending, you're just decorative."

"My job is to keep this crew alive and moving forward."

"This job would be great if it weren't for the customers."

"I love the smell of bending in the morning."

"I'll bend anything for a price."

"I love this job more than I love my own life."

"Work-life balance is essential for happiness."

"I believe in working hard for what you want."

"Get a job, Stan. Oh wait, you're a kid. What an apt student of the humanities you are."

"I'm sorry, I have to return some videotapes."

"I work not for success, but for the mere appearance of effort."

"Bureaucracy is my business. And business is good."

"You can't expect me to be happy about losing a day's work."

"That's not a regulation-issue paperclip!"

"At the end of the day, it's not what you achieve, but how well you file it."

"My work may not be remembered, but it will change the world."

"Work gives meaning to our existence."