Work Quotes

The daily grind, the creative struggle, and why what we do matters more than we think.

22485 quotes

M
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"
Moe Szyslak
M
"Work is what you do for money you'll never have."
Moe Szyslak
N
"I find great joy in simple, honest work."
Ned Flanders
N
"Work done with love is never truly burdensome."
Ned Flanders
B
"I've had more jobs than days in a month."
Barney Gumble
I
"Work hard, play hard, destroy harder."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Work-life balance means equal time hurting and plotting."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"Work should be meaningful, not just a job."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Work that doesn't fulfill you slowly destroys you."
Lisa Simpson
K
"Work hard, play harder, and always keep the money."
Krusty the Clown
K
"Work is a four-letter word, and so is 'quit.'"
Krusty the Clown
M
"Hard work is the key to achievement."
Marge Simpson
M
"I believe in the dignity of hard work."
Marge Simpson
M
"The only reason I haven't fired you is your complete incompetence has proven invaluable."
Mr. Burns
M
"Ah, the weekend. A chance to catch up on work."
Mr. Burns
M
"Work is a privilege I've generously provided to the masses."
Mr. Burns
M
"Retirement? That word has no meaning in my vocabulary."
Mr. Burns
F
"Work is play when you're naturally gifted."
Flexo
F
"Work is what you do while waiting to talk about bending."
Flexo
H
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
Homer Simpson
H
"Why would anyone want to work?"
Homer Simpson
H
"My work is done here."
Homer Simpson
A
"Work should be meaningful, not just a way to pay the bills."
Amy Wong
A
"Work is more enjoyable when you care about the outcome."
Amy Wong
L
"Work hard for the things you believe in."
Lisa Simpson
I
"Work hard at being the worst."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Hard work means devising new torture methods."
Itchy and Scratchy
H
"Sweet lion of Zion! That's a lot of work!"
Hermes
H
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the people."
Hermes
H
"That's it! I'm gonna go back to doing my real job!"
Hermes