"I think we're going to be okay."Hope
"I'm grateful for all of this."Gratitude
"Life is actually pretty beautiful."Beauty
"I'm never going to forget this."
"We did it. We actually did it."Success
"I'm so proud of you."
"This moment right here is perfect."Happiness
"I wouldn't trade this for anything."Gratitude
"We're going to be friends forever."Friendship
"I'm home."Peace
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I look like I do."
"Treat yo self."Happiness
"I'm not interested in caring and I'm definitely not going to start now."
"Everything hurts and I'm dying."Humor
"I'm going to live forever."Hope
"Why would anyone ever want to do anything? I'm just going to stay in bed."Motivation
"I have never been more sure of anything in my life."Courage
"You're the human equivalent of a Facebook like."
"I want to make it look like an accident."Humor
"Crying is just how my face gets clean."
"I'm not a people person."
"Time is a flat circle, and inside that circle is another circle, and that circle is on fire."Philosophy
"I love you and I want to do this."Love
"Everything is the worst and I hate everything."Humor
"I'm being serious right now - I might be having a stroke."Health
"April doesn't care, April never cares."
"I'm nothing without you."Love
"We are not having a baby."Truth
"When I was a kid, I said I wanted to be a lawyer, but really I just wanted to read and judge people."Knowledge
"I would rather eat glass than hang out with you."