"I have emotions now."
"You're stupid and I hate you."
"I'm going to die angry."Humor
"This is why I don't go outside."
"I can't believe you made me care about something."
"My life is meaningless chaos."
"I'm the human equivalent of ambivalence."
"You know what? I'm fine. I don't care."
"I'm going to enjoy this feeling for exactly fifteen seconds."Humor
"This is the most horrifying thing I've ever heard."
"You made me want to live."
"I hate feelings. They make me feel bad."Humor
"There's no point to anything."
"I'm incredibly mean because it's easier than being nice."
"You're lucky I tolerate you."
"I'm a walking black cloud."
"Being with you is the worst and best thing."Love
"I have contempt for all living things."Humor
"You complete me, which is disgusting."Love
"This is a disaster and I'm responsible."
"I don't want to hang out ever."
"You make me want to be a better person, which is annoying."Love
"Everything is pointless."Philosophy
"I've never cared about anything in my entire life."
"Go away, I hate you."Humor
"I'm going to embrace my darkness."
"You're the only person worth my time."Love
"I'm allergic to people."
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I accept that I'm a terrible person."