"Dreams are stupid and I'm too smart for them."Dreams
"I have no opinions and I have no taste."
"I don't understand why we're celebrating mediocrity."Success
"Money is something I don't have to worry about because I don't care about it."Money
"Health is for people who aren't me."Health
"I'm going to leave a legacy that inspires future generations."Inspiration
"Books are just movies for people who can't watch movies."Literature
"I invented Post-it notes because I needed them."
"The only thing I believe in is nothingness."Faith
"I would rather die than participate in this."Courage
"Change is for people who hate themselves."Change
"I'm prepared to say nothing about this situation."Patience
"Your friendship means nothing to me, but I guess it's fine."Friendship
"History is just a series of mistakes."History
"Philosophy is for people who think too much."Philosophy
"I don't believe in technology, yet here I am using it."Technology
"Music is just organized noise that happens to be pleasant."Music
"Art is whatever makes me look cool."Art
"Science is boring and unnecessary."Science
"I'm not interested in war or peace, just not dealing with anyone."War
"Adventure is for people who like leaving their house."Adventure
"Imagination is a waste of time."Imagination
"Justice is fine as long as it doesn't involve me."Justice
"Power is nothing compared to not having to deal with people."Power
"I have the perseverance to avoid doing anything."Perseverance
"I'm grateful for one thing: being left alone."Gratitude
"My greatest strength is my ability to not care."Strength
"I fear many things, mainly human interaction."Fear
"Happiness is other people leaving me alone."Happiness
"I would rather sit in silence than discuss feelings."Solitude