Bender

"Death is just another heist opportunity."

"I'm a bender. I bend things. Get over it."

"Sometimes you gotta do illegal things to stay sane."

"What's the point of living if you can't break some laws?"

"I've learned that friendship is more important than money. But only slightly."

"Give me money or I'll steal it anyway."

"A robot's gotta do what a robot's gotta do."

"You can't have the happiness of the future if you don't enjoy today's crime."

"My apartment may be a dump, but it's my dump."

"I'm built for bending, not thinking. Leave the philosophy to the professor."

"The world's full of suckers and I'm here to prove it."

"I don't trust nobody, which is why I'm a successful thief."

"Technology is great when it helps you commit crimes."

"Hope? That's just an excuse to disappoint yourself later."

"Work is for suckers. Stealing's more fun."

"I've got dreams, and they all involve money."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos and mayhem."

"The only thing constant in life is change and my desire to commit theft."

"You learn more from failure than success. I've had lots of practice."

"Knowledge is power, but power is more fun."

"Time is money, and I'm gonna steal both."

"The truth is, nobody really cares what you do as long as you're entertaining."

"Freedom is just another word for not getting arrested."

"I find peace in the simple things: stealing, drinking, and hanging with my buddies."

"Nature? More like Nature's bounty to steal from."

"Art is subjective. So is crime. So is friendship."

"Science says I shouldn't drink and bend, but science can kiss my shiny metal ass."

"I don't know much about music, but I know what I like to steal."

"Faith is for the weak. I've got a gun."

"Leadership is about knowing when to take charge and when to take off."