Bender

"Music makes life worth living, unless it's robot opera."

"I believe in myself, which is lucky because nobody else does."

"Leadership is knowing when to bend and when to break."

"Work is a four-letter word... wait, that's five letters. Whatever."

"Dreams don't come true unless you steal them from someone else."

"Courage is doing the right thing even when it's not profitable."

"Change is inevitable; bending accelerates it."

"I'm a romantic at heart, a bender at work, and a felon by trade."

"The truth is, I'm more sensitive than people think."

"Freedom is doing whatever I want, consequences be damned."

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"I'm gonna make my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"What do you want? I'm busy being cynical."

"I'm 40% titanium!"

"Wanna see my new hat collection?"

"In the time it takes you to say 'robot uprising,' I could've stolen your wallet."

"Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this lamp."

"I'll make a robot-army and we'll take over the world!"

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna commit the most heinous crime ever and get away with it."

"You know what really grinds my gears? When someone doesn't appreciate robot art."

"Bending is an art form. I'm an artist."

"Life's been good to me so far. I've stolen, lied, cheated, and nobody's caught me."

"Why should I care about the future? I'll be dead."

"I don't have feelings. I'm a robot!"

"Robots don't have souls, but we make great friends."

"Love is for suckers, but I'll make an exception for you."

"The key to a successful heist is not getting caught."

"I've got 500 dollars and a bad attitude. That's all I need."

"When the chips are down, a real friend stands by you. Mostly."