Bender

"I'm a simple robot with simple robot needs."

"Power comes from respecting yourself and others."

"I bend therefore I am."

"Life is worth living if you can bend things."

"Success means never having to say you're a sour disk-filled robot."

"What's the point of being a robot if you can't commit crimes?"

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning."

"Education is important, but bending is importanter."

"Technology is only as good as the robot wielding it."

"I'd like to think we're friends, you and me."

"Death is just another adventure."

"Art is what you make when you're not following the rules."

"Music soothes the savage robot beast."

"Hope is for people with futures."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"Kindness is for suckers, but I like you suckers."

"Fear is just another way of testing yourself."

"Peace is boring, but it beats the alternative."

"Nature is okay, I guess, when I'm not bending it."

"Change is the only constant, besides bending."

"History is written by the ones who bend the narrative."

"Literature is just words people put together to look smart."

"Politics: a beautiful dance of lies and power."

"War is hell, but have you tried bending in hell?"

"Leadership means making the tough calls, usually about stealing."

"Dreams are just bending with your eyes closed."

"Imagination is worth more than a million credits."

"Science explains how things work; bending makes them work differently."

"Truth is relative, especially when I'm the one talking."

"Solitude suits me; I'm terrible in groups anyway."