Bender

"Perseverance is overrated. Giving up is much easier."

"I'm grateful for nothing, which makes it easy to be grateful."

"I create things the traditional way: by destroying everything else first."

"Justice is whatever I decide it is."

"Patience? I tried it once. Hated it."

"Being kind is stupid. But I'll do it if I'm drunk enough."

"My strength comes from titanium and apathy."

"I'm not afraid of anything, except maybe feelings."

"Power corrupts, and I'm already fully corrupted."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that buy happiness."

"Health is overrated. Give me beer and cigarettes."

"Adventure is just another word for 'bad decision'."

"My imagination is limited only by how much I don't care."

"Technology is great until it does something I don't like."

"History is just a list of things I would've done better."

"Philosophically speaking, I'm right about everything."

"Literature is words on paper. I prefer bending."

"Politics is a scam, but at least it's honest about it."

"War is my favorite thing. After bending."

"Stay motivated by hating people. It works for me."

"The only inspiration I need is the chance to steal something."

"Relationships are complicated. That's why I avoid them."

"I prefer solitude, mostly because I hate everyone."

"If I had to choose between you and a sandwich, I'd choose the sandwich."

"The world needs more robots like me and fewer humans like you."

"I'm not saying I'm better than you, but I'm also not not saying it."

"Fate is for suckers. I make my own luck by stealing it."

"Every problem can be solved by bending something."

"I'll be here when you need me. Probably stealing your stuff."

"Love is temporary, but bending is forever."