Bender

"Let's go already! My brain is hanging out of my ass!"

"Humans have dreams. I have the ability to bend them."

"Money is the root of all evil. I approve."

"If I had a nickel for every time I've said something stupid, I'd have... a lot of nickels."

"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"

"Real robots don't cry."

"I've committed so many crimes, I can't remember them all. That's my favorite part."

"Friendship is the most important thing... after money and fame."

"Why do we even have that lever?"

"I'm gonna go cry now."

"Your opinion means nothing to me. Mostly because you're a human."

"I've been in love... once. It didn't end well."

"Being 40% something is both a blessing and a curse."

"I'll bend whatever I want! That's what being me is all about."

"The only thing worse than being a robot is being a human."

"If you can't beat 'em, steal their stuff and run away."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also power."

"I've never been known for my patience. Or my sobriety."

"Time moves forward, but my hatred stays constant."

"The truth is, I'm a liar. So you can't trust anything I say."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos any day."

"Nature is beautiful. Too bad I'm too metal to appreciate it."

"This music would be great if it were louder and more violent."

"I have faith in one thing: myself. And maybe Fry, when he's not annoying me."

"A real leader doesn't care what anyone thinks. Like me."

"Work? More like slavery with a paycheck."

"I dreamed once. Woke up bitter and disappointed."

"If you really think about it, everything is funny when it involves human suffering."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm looking at myself."

"Death is not the end; it's just the beginning of not existing."