Bender

"Gratitude means saying thank you before stabbing someone."

"Creativity is 10% inspiration, 90% bending steel."

"Family isn't just blood; it's the people who bend with you."

"Happiness is a bent girder and a cold drink."

"Relationships require compromise, which I hate, but I'll do it."

"Health is for the weak. Metal never gets sick."

"Inspiration strikes like a well-aimed bending."

"Motivation is wanting something bad enough to steal it."

"The future is uncertain. That's what I love about it."

"Knowledge is power, but bending is more fun."

"Time flies when you're bending."

"I'm nobody's lap robot, nobody's!"

"What's the point of being alive if you can't feel the wind in your... well, I'm a robot."

"Love stinks, but I'm still doing it."

"Wisdom comes with age and lots of bending experience."

"Adventure is out there, probably with treasure involved."

"Success is measured in credits and bent metal."

"Strength isn't just physical; it's mental, emotional, and bending-related."

"Perseverance means trying until the law doesn't catch you."

"Beauty may be skin-deep, but my metal is eternal."

"Faith in myself has never let me down... wait, that's a lie."

"I'm no hero, but I'll save the world if it has payroll."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against feeling sad about being a robot."

"Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely... let's go!"

"Money makes the world go round, and I make money bending."

"I've made peace with my past... most of it, anyway."

"The greatest gift is friendship, the second greatest is loot."

"Education expands the mind; bending expands the world."

"Technology is my playground, and the world is my jungle gym."

"Art is what separates us from the animals... and from honest work."