Borat

"Philosophy seeks the deepest truths of existence."

"Literature is the record of human experience and wisdom."

"Politics should uplift the common person."

"War solves nothing - only wisdom and dialogue do."

"Motivation sustained comes from purpose, not passion alone."

"Inspiration strikes those prepared to receive it."

"Relationships demand honesty and vulnerable truth."

"Solitude is not loneliness, but communion with oneself."

"My name is Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

"In Kazakhstan we have many very good potassium. It very nutritious."

"Great success!"

"Is that your wife? She is very saggy."

"I come from Kazakhstan where we practice the tradition of throwing the old women down a well on her birthday."

"Diversity is very good. In Kazakhstan we have all minorities - they live in tent."

"I go to America because it is the best country in the world. Very nice!"

"My sister is Olympic champion boxer. She beat many British women."

"You are very beautiful. If I was not married, I would try to seduce you."

"This is naughtiness! I like it!"

"In Kazakhstan we have tradition where man must have sex minimum 12 times per day or he lose his hair."

"Please, I have question - what is the problem with you Americans and homosexuals?"

"I am very excited to be in America. Very nice country!"

"My guide book say that Americans like to be looked in eye when you talk."

"You have very nice suit. Is it made from human skin?"

"I come here to escape from the bear."

"In my country, we have saying - if woman cannot work, it is better to eat her."

"You are very lucky man. Your wife is almost as big as my car."

"I would like to invite you to come stay in my village. We have many things to do - we can play on swings, we can play on the seesaw."

"This is very good education for me. America is very nice country."

"My mother is very strong woman. She kill wolf with her bare hand."

"I believe in working hard. In Kazakhstan, I work hard for 5 minutes every day."