Borat

"I love adventure! I come to America for great adventure!"

"Imagination is very powerful thing. I imagine you are less ugly."

"Technology in America is very good. Much better than rock we use in Kazakhstan."

"History is very important to understand. Kazakhstan have very good history."

"I think much about life and meaning. Usually while I wait in line."

"War is very bad thing. Unless is against enemy of Kazakhstan."

"You must be very motivated to succeed in America. I am very motivated."

"This is very inspiring place. I feel inspiration all around me."

"Relationship is very complicated. Almost as complicated as marriage."

"Sometimes I like to be alone. Mostly because wife throw me out."

"I never give up. Even when wife say stop, I continue."

"You are very kind person. This is good quality. You remind me of my mother."

"I am very strong man. I can lift this car. Can your wife?"

"I have many fear. Fear of wife. Fear of God. Fear of American toilet."

"Power come from within. And also from rifle."

"In America, people very obsessed with money. In Kazakhstan, we not so much - we have none."

"You look very healthy. Much healthier than my sister."

"I have very good imagination. I imagine myself with many beautiful woman."

"Technology change the world. Soon we have technology in Kazakhstan too."

"You must have education to get good job. I have education - I know alphabet."

"Knowledge is power. Although wife is also power - over me."

"Time move very fast. Soon I must return to Kazakhstan to beat my wife."

"Truth is very important. Tell truth always. Except about wife appearance."

"I believe in justice. In Kazakhstan, justice mean you get hit less."

"Peace is very nice thing. I like peace. Peace with my wife would be good."

"Nature teach us many thing. Like how to survive without food."

"Art is expression of soul. My soul like many thing - mostly illegal."

"Music move the heart. In Kazakhstan, we have two music - sad and very sad."

"Faith help you through hard time. I have faith I survive wife."

"Good leader lead by example. I example for many thing."