Borat

"Work is important for man. Although I prefer not work."

"Dream can come true if you work hard. My dream is almost come true."

"Humor help us through life. Without humor, we all be very sad."

"Beauty is in eye of beholder. My eye beholder think you are ugly."

"Death is part of life. In Kazakhstan, we accept death - usually by wife."

"Never give up. I never give up. Even when I want to."

"Be grateful for what you have. I grateful for life. And wife."

"Creativity is important skill. I very creative - I creative new way to lie."

"Justice must be served. In Kazakhstan, justice serve with many blow."

"Patience is virtue. I have patience. I wait whole life for good thing."

"Be kind to other people. Even if they not deserve."

"Strength come from many place. For me, come from fear of wife."

"Very nice! I like you. You will do well."

"My wife, she is number four horse in Kazakh village."

"Is nice! I am very happy!"

"You are very sexy woman. Can I touch your face?"

"In Kazakhstan, we have saying: a man who does not wrestle is like a woman."

"This is my son Borat Junior. He is very strong already."

"I will make you proud. Very proud."

"In my country, we have no Jew, so we use the gypsy."

"Great success! Is nice!"

"My producer Alia, he will take care of me."

"You are very beautiful woman. I will like to marry you."

"In Kazakhstan, we say: the man who laughs last, he is the last one to understand the joke."

"Your country is very gay and liberal. I like it."

"This is very concerning for me."

"Can I ask you something very personal?"

"I have new car! Is very fast!"

"In my village, we throw the elderly in the river."

"You must work very hard to achieve your dreams."