Borat

"You must always be honest. This is the secret to success."

"I like the way you Americans smile. In Kazakhstan, we do not smile. It is sign of stupidity."

"This suit is very nice. I get it from dead man in Turkmenbashi square."

"I am very grateful for your kindness. In Kazakhstan, we are not so kind."

"What is your dream? My dream is to become very famous movie star."

"You have very nice teeth. Did you have to kill someone for them?"

"I believe that all people are equal. Except women - they are a little less."

"This is very nice music. In Kazakhstan, we have similar sound - is sound of beating."

"I am very brave man. I face many danger. One time, I face my wife."

"Your country is very powerful. But Kazakhstan have nukes now - is very nice!"

"I like to make love very much. It is the best thing in life."

"You must have patience in life. I wait very long time for the toilet."

"I believe in the power of friendship. You are now my friend. Give me money."

"What is your secret to happiness? For me, is simple - vodka and wife."

"I have read many books. Well, I have looked at many pictures in books."

"This American system is very strange. Why do you not beat your wife here?"

"I am very artistic man. I paint with many colors - usually red."

"Time is very important. In Kazakhstan, we measure time by how long woman takes to cook."

"You must always be truthful. Except when with wife - then you must lie."

"I believe in freedom. Freedom to say what I want. Usually about your wife."

"Nature is very beautiful. In Kazakhstan, we have many beautiful things - sand."

"Science is very important. In Kazakhstan, we have many scientist - mostly shamans."

"I have great faith in God. Also in many superstition."

"What make good leader? In Kazakhstan, is man who can beat most people."

"Your job is very interesting. What you do for living? Oh, you are not work?"

"I have many dream. Dream of having many wife. Dream of having much money."

"Why you look so serious? You should smile more! Like me!"

"I believe in beauty. Your face is not beautiful, but is very interesting."

"Money is very important in life. Almost as important as wife."

"Your health look very good. You are not sick like my father."