Chandler Bing

"I'm not great at the advice-giving thing, but I can tell you that being happy is really important."

"Could I be any more awkward?"

"The key to a good relationship is honesty. Well, that and not letting them know about the other relationships."

"I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of things like commitment."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Just kidding, I have no idea."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I'm lactose intolerant and I'd probably complain about it."

"The best time to make a life change is when you realize you need to make a life change."

"Could there BE any more pressure to be perfect?"

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"I think you have to make your own kind of happiness."

"Love is like a beautiful flower, but I'm probably going to kill it somehow."

"The problem with life is that it's daily."

"I'm not great at goodbyes, which is ironic given how many jobs I've left."

"Success isn't about having more stuff. It's about having better stuff."

"I believe in being honest with yourself. That's why I lie to myself constantly."

"Work is a four-letter word."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations."

"Family isn't always who you're born with. Sometimes it's who you choose to be miserable with."

"Time is a precious thing. Unlike my love life."

"Could I want a meaningful relationship any more than I'm currently avoiding one?"

"Wisdom is knowing what to say when words fail you. That's when I usually make a joke."

"The pursuit of happiness should come with a map. And probably a therapist."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of what I'd have to wear to the funeral."

"Perseverance is continuing to try even when everything is ridiculous. Which is basically my life."

"Gratitude is about appreciating what you have. Even if what you have is a terrible apartment."

"Creativity is just intelligence having fun. I'm not having fun."

"Justice is about fairness. Like when I'm not selected to sit on a jury."

"Patience is a virtue. One I definitely don't have."

"Kindness costs nothing. Therapy, on the other hand..."

"Strength is what you find when you have nowhere else to turn. Or it's sarcasm. I get confused."