Chandler Bing

"Power is about knowing who you are. I'm still working on that part."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy sarcastic remarks."

"Health is wealth. I'm poor in both."

"Adventure is out there. So is adult responsibility, and I'm running in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is the beginning of creation. Mine usually creates problems."

"Technology makes life easier. That's why I'm always confused."

"History is a series of events that happened. Kind of like my dating history."

"Philosophy is asking the big questions. I just ask 'Could I be any more...'"

"Literature teaches us about life. Life teaches us about sarcasm."

"Politics is complicated. Unlike my political views, which are nonexistent."

"War is hell. Have you met my family during holidays?"

"Motivation comes from within. Mine usually comes from avoidance."

"Inspiration can strike at any moment. Usually when I'm trying to avoid something."

"Solitude helps you find yourself. I found myself and wasn't impressed."

"Hope is believing in better days. Even when the evidence suggests otherwise."

"Courage is facing your fears. I'm usually just running from them with humor."

"Education is important. So is learning when to keep your mouth shut. I'm still working on that."

"Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. I'm somewhere in between."

"Peace comes from acceptance. I accept that I'll never have peace."

"Nature is beautiful. People are complicated."

"Art is subjective. Kind of like my dating choices."

"Science explains the universe. It doesn't explain my life."

"Music is the universal language. Unfortunately, I'm tone-deaf."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see. Like my future."

"Leadership is about inspiring others. I inspire people to avoid me."

"Dreams are what we hope for. Mine usually involve not embarrassing myself."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My eye-beholding skills are questionable."

"The problem with being funny is that people expect you to be happy all the time."

"I'm not avoiding commitment, I'm just temporarily unavailable."

"If you want to receive love, you have to give love. I'm still working on that math."