Chandler Bing

"Strength is found in vulnerability. I hide vulnerability with humor."

"Power is knowing your worth. I'm still calculating mine."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can reduce stress. I'd like to test that theory."

"Health is your greatest wealth. I'm spiritually rich and physically lazy."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it. I seek comfort."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. My imagination is terrible."

"Technology connects us. It also confuses me."

"History teaches us lessons. I apparently didn't attend that class."

"Philosophy explores meaning. I explore ways to avoid meaningful conversations."

"Literature expands the mind. Sitcoms expand the funny bone."

"Politics shapes society. I shape my own world through comedy."

"War is destructive. So is my dating life."

"Motivation requires believing in yourself. I believe I'm hilarious."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually when I'm saying something stupid."

"Could I BE any more of a mess?"

"I'm not great at the whole feelings thing, but I'm willing to try."

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

"I'm laughing on the outside, but inside I'm dying."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."

"My job is to explain my jokes, not to make them."

"I'm not supposed to be this happy."

"You can't just show up whenever you want!"

"Could this BE any more awkward?"

"I'm not good with the whole social thing."

"Sometimes I wish I could just freeze frame a moment and stay in it forever."

"Okay, I'm not great at relationships, but I'm trying."

"If I don't have a reason to get up in the morning, I don't get up."

"I'm gonna go get myself a real life."

"I'm not a people person."