Chandler Bing

"You know, it's really hard to believe that people come in different varieties."

"I'm never gonna use these again."

"My name is Chandler Bing and I support this message."

"I think I'm a lot better person when I'm not thinking about myself."

"Could we swing any faster on the mood swings?"

"I want to be happy."

"LOOK AT ME! I'M A FARMER!"

"I'm not good at being alone."

"When you're out there, someone's gonna love you."

"That's funny, but also very sad."

"I'm the only one who has to live with this."

"I'm not even a real person."

"Could I want her more?"

"I've been known to make a joke here and there."

"I'm a sarcastic comment away from being completely lost."

"Passion doesn't count if you're living a lie."

"I'm not trying to be funny, I just am."

"Sometimes people click and sometimes they don't."

"I'm going to go get myself a real job."

"Could this night get any worse?"

"I'm not very good at talking about my feelings."

"This is the best day of my life."

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to hurt you now."

"I'm actually quite good at this."

"Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"

"I want to be with you forever."

"Could this get any more depressing?"

"I'm really not very good at this."

"That's my life, ladies and gentlemen."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one."