Chandler Bing

"I'm using all my strength to stay positive here!"

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find who you really are."

"Could life be any more complicated?"

"The problem with love is that it makes you vulnerable."

"I'm not great at change. Change is bad. Stay the same forever."

"Success is just a fancy word for getting what you want."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Friendship is like a plant. You have to water it or it dies."

"The hardest thing about being human is knowing when to hold on and when to let go."

"I'm terrified of commitment. Which is weird because I'm already committed to being terrified."

"The best time to start was yesterday. The second best time is now."

"Beauty fades, but being funny never gets old."

"Death is the one thing you can't joke about. Well, you can, but you're going to Hell."

"The truth is overrated. A good lie is much more fun."

"Family is annoying, but they're your family, so you're stuck with them."

"Hope is for people who have nothing better to do."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's being scared and doing it anyway."

"Education is important unless you're already smart enough to get by on sarcasm."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss. I prefer bliss."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back. Well, that and youth."

"Peace is just another word for being bored out of your mind."

"Nature is great if you don't have to deal with insects."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something. Or nothing. It's very subjective."

"Science explains how things work. But love? Love is magic."

"Music is the language of the soul. Unless the soul doesn't speak that language."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove. Which is just like my entire life strategy."

"Leadership is just telling people what to do in a nice way."

"Work is what you do when you'd rather be doing anything else."

"Dreams are just thoughts your brain has when you're too lazy to think properly."

"Humor is the best medicine. Well, that and actual medicine."