Chandler Bing

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. I choose neither."

"The scariest part of commitment is that it requires you to stay."

"Time flies when you're having fun. And crawls when you're not. Mine crawls."

"Truth is the first thing you learn to lie about."

"Family can be your biggest support or your biggest burden. Usually both."

"Hope springs eternal. Unfortunately, so does disappointment."

"Courage is doing the thing you're afraid of. I avoid both."

"Education teaches you facts. Life teaches you everything that matters."

"Knowledge is useless without the wisdom to use it. I have neither."

"Every moment is precious because time is finite. Which is why I waste so much of it."

"Peace is underrated. So is chaos. I live somewhere in the middle."

"Nature is beautiful. But not when you're allergic to it."

"Art is subjective. Bad art is always bad. I would know."

"Science is amazing until you realize science says you're going to die."

"Music can change your mood. My mood changes every five minutes anyway."

"Faith is believing without proof. I need proof. And even then I don't believe."

"Leadership means making decisions other people blame you for."

"Work is a necessary evil. Evil being the operative word."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of showing you what you'll never achieve."

"Humor is a defense mechanism. I'm very defensive."

"Beauty fades. Stupidity is forever. I'm safe."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."

"Gratitude is important. I'm grateful for air. That's about it."

"Creativity is problem-solving in an interesting way. I'm not very interesting."

"Justice is rare. Injustice is common. Welcome to life."

"Patience is waiting without complaining. I complain constantly."

"Kindness is powerful. Sarcasm is more fun."

"Strength is mental, not physical. I'm weak in both ways."

"Fear is temporary. Anxiety is forever. I chose anxiety."

"Power corrupts. Lack of power is just depressing."