Chief Wiggum

"Fear can paralyze you or motivate you; choose wisely."

"Influence should be used responsibly."

"Take care of your body; you only get one."

"Chase your dreams before it's too late."

"Creativity is the spark of human progress."

"Modern technology can't replace old-fashioned values."

"We can learn from the past to build a better future."

"Life's big questions don't always have easy answers."

"Stories have power to change us."

"Good governance requires wisdom and compassion."

"Violence should never be the answer."

"Find something that makes you want to get up in the morning."

"You can inspire others by being yourself."

"People need people."

"Solitude isn't loneliness; it's thinking time."

"Smile more, worry less."

"Everything gets easier with practice."

"Understand others before judging them."

"This too shall pass."

"Honest mistakes are better than clever lies."

"Being yourself is the greatest freedom."

"Calm yourself and the world calms down."

"The world is beautiful if you know where to look."

"Expression through art is a human need."

"Understanding how things work is fascinating."

"Never stop learning, never stop growing."

"I'm gonna go do some police stuff."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"You're under arrest for being awesome."

"The law is a fickle mistress, but she's a mistress nonetheless."