Chief Wiggum

"Science is fascinating, even if I don't understand it."

"Music soothes the savage beast, and the savage cop."

"Faith in yourself is the first step to success."

"A good leader listens to his officers, eventually."

"Work is where we spend most of our lives, so make it count."

"Dreams give us hope for a better tomorrow."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when he's me."

"Death comes for us all, so live while you can."

"Perseverance is what separates winners from quitters."

"Gratitude makes even the simplest things feel special."

"Creativity is the spark that ignites the soul."

"Justice isn't always blind, but sometimes it is."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"Kindness costs nothing but pays dividends."

"True strength is knowing when not to fight."

"Fear is just an emotion, unless it's a serious threat."

"Power corrupts, but donuts help."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts."

"Health is wealth, but donuts are also wealth."

"Adventure is out there, probably."

"Imagination is what makes life interesting."

"Technology is the future, even if I don't understand it."

"History teaches us lessons for today."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking."

"Books are good, but donuts are better."

"Politics is complicated, like everything else."

"War is never the answer, except when it is."

"Motivation comes from within, like hunger."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it."