Crowley

"That's not a very angelic thing to say"

"I've been thrown out of nicer places than this"

"They don't tell us anything useful, either Heaven or Hell"

"Six thousand years and I still don't know what you're thinking"

"Plans are what you make when you want something else to happen"

"I've quite enjoyed your company. Don't tell anyone at work"

"We could go somewhere else. Together. Open a bookshop abroad, maybe"

"I have not yet begun to despair."

"There's no point in doing things by halves if you can do them by quarters."

"The nice thing about rock and roll is that someone invented it so there's no need to die in the knowledge that you never will."

"I don't think it ever works out well when people take things literally."

"It's a nice day for it."

"Heaven is boring. I like it here."

"There's no such thing as a small temptation."

"The problem with cats is that they're honest."

"We do not serve forces of darkness. We serve the vast consuming forces of the real."

"Just because you're a demon doesn't mean you can't have standards."

"The world is a mess and I just need to know I'm still in it."

"There's nothing wrong with the odd miracle now and then."

"It's nice to have a hobby outside of good and evil."

"They're human. What do you expect? They're not going to be rational."

"You can't fight the system from inside the system."

"I've been falling for six thousand years and I've got good at it."

"We're not evil, we're just honest."

"You don't get to see your friends just because you like them."

"I prefer to think of myself as a person with high standards."

"If you're going to do something, do it properly."

"They always underestimate the power of friendship."

"You can't plan to be lucky. That's oxymoronic."

"When you're immortal, you get to see the long view."