Crowley

"Hell is other people."

"Six thousand years is a long time to know someone."

"I have spent more time with you than with any other being in existence."

"Efficiency is the enemy of humanity."

"Four thousand years and I still don't understand human nature."

"Loyalty is a funny thing when you're not supposed to have it."

"Providence is just another word for luck."

"Some rules are meant to be broken."

"I have been looking for you for six thousand years."

"The world runs on spite and coffee."

"We have become heretics to our own sides."

"I would rather be damned with you than saved without you."

"The ineffable is just code for we haven't worked it out yet."

"We have always been inevitable."

"I'm not actually a demon. I'm an angel who fell. Well, was pushed."

"Whatever you do, don't let them see you've got a sense of humor."

"You can't trust the cosmic principle. It doesn't work."

"I'm not a demon. I'm a fallen angel. Well, pushed really."

"There's no need for anyone to die. Except everyone else."

"An Arrangement is a wonderful thing to have."

"I have been falling for six thousand years. I have got to the point where I am enjoying it."

"Nothing lasts forever."

"I can't just abandon six thousand years of friendship."

"Heaven is all very well, but it's not very good."

"The world is going to end anyway, so we might as well have coffee."

"You're a very bad angel."

"There's no need to involve the Almighty in this."

"I have spent six thousand years becoming ineffably evil."

"I don't want to lose you to the other side."

"You're my best friend. You're my only friend."