Crowley

"The apocalypse is off. Probably."

"We're not going anywhere."

"I don't care what Heaven wants. I care about you."

"I've always been yours."

"I don't want to be ineffably evil anymore."

"You're the only thing I believe in."

"That was for... everything."

"For us. For them. For everything."

"Then let's be damned together."

"You can't give her the cyanide, said Crowley. There's probably a perfectly good reason why you shouldn't give her the cyanide."

"I have for some time been of the opinion that the American way of life is a wonderful thing."

"I've never felt the need to summon Hell at all."

"Books are a load of crap."

"You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs."

"There are always choices."

"I have always liked to think of myself as a character in a book."

"Demons don't really bother with belief systems."

"Love makes you do the wicked thing."

"War is a racket."

"The universe doesn't care about morality."

"You've got a choice to make."

"Fear is the real enemy."

"I'm not actually a demon. I work for a very large multinational company."

"The problem with children is that they're not returnable."

"War. Huh. What is it good for?"

"You should never lend money to a friend. You either lose the money or the friend."

"Children are very resilient. Unfortunately."

"There is no such thing as a minor miracle."

"Gratitude is a luxury most people can't afford."

"You can't work on your back without the chain galling you."