Frank Jr.

"Music is the soundtrack to pretending your life is more interesting than it is."

"Faith is believing in something even when there's no evidence for it."

"Leadership is just being the loudest person in the room."

"Work is what you do to afford the things you want."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of practicing failure."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you have a serious illness."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and also in good lighting."

"Death is the only guarantee in life, besides taxes and disappointment."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"Gratitude is easy when life is going well."

"Creativity is what happens when you're too weird to fit in."

"Justice is blind, which explains why so much stuff is unfair."

"Patience is a virtue for people who don't have anything better to do."

"Kindness is nice, but it's better when people know you're being kind."

"Strength comes from pretending you're stronger than you actually are."

"Fear is just excitement without the good parts."

"Power is amazing until someone more powerful shows up."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Adventure is just mistakes you decide to call experiences."

"Imagination is what separates us from the animals and boring people."

"Technology is great until it stops working at the worst possible moment."

"History repeats itself because nobody's paying attention."

"Philosophy is thinking hard about things you'll never understand."

"Literature is just someone else's thoughts that got published."

"Politics is the art of getting people to vote against their own interests."

"War is what happens when people run out of things to argue about."

"Motivation is easy when you're desperate enough."

"Inspiration comes at the weirdest times, like when you're in the shower."

"Relationships are great until you actually meet the person involved."