Frank Jr.

"Gratitude makes you feel better about less than you deserve."

"Creativity is insanity that looks good in a gallery."

"Justice is an idea we pretend exists."

"Patience is what you have when you have no other choice."

"Kindness is nice, but it's not as fun as being mean."

"Strength is knowing when to ask for help, then not doing it."

"Fear is just anticipation of disappointment."

"Power corrupts, but powerlessness is boring."

"Money talks, and it's usually saying goodbye."

"Health is a state of mind unless you're actually sick."

"Adventure is just tourism without a plan."

"Imagination is what we use to pretend our lives matter."

"Technology saves time so we can waste it differently."

"History proves that people never learn anything."

"Philosophy is arguing about nothing for fun."

"Literature is how dead people become famous."

"Politics is the only acceptable form of lying."

"War is how nations solve disagreements they created."

"Motivation is what you need when you don't want to do something."

"Inspiration is rare and usually comes when you're not looking for it."

"Relationships are like plants - they die if you ignore them."

"Solitude teaches you who you really are, and it's not always good news."