Frank Jr.

"Solitude is nice until you realize you're actually just alone."

"The best advice is the kind people don't follow anyway."

"Honesty is overrated when a good lie works better."

"Expectations are just disappointments waiting to happen."

"Love is wonderful and also the worst thing that can happen to you."

"Happiness is temporary, but at least it's something."

"Success is subjective, which is convenient for excuses."

"Friends are people who tolerate your flaws better than strangers do."

"Family teaches you that love and annoyance can coexist."

"Hope keeps you going when logic says give up."

"Courage is fear in a better outfit."

"Change is the only constant, except in sitcoms."

"Education teaches you how to think, or at least how to fake it."

"Knowledge weighs you down, which is why ignorance feels lighter."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"Truth is like Schrödinger's cat - believed and not believed simultaneously."

"Freedom is choosing your own cage."

"Peace is exhaustion disguised as tranquility."

"Nature is beautiful when it's far away."

"Art is whatever you convince people to call art."

"Science is just organized skepticism."

"Music makes you feel less alone, even if you are."

"Faith is necessary because facts are disappointing."

"Leadership is accepting blame and taking credit."

"Work is necessary because hobbies don't pay bills."

"Dreams are free, which is why they're usually worthless."

"Humor is how we survive things we shouldn't survive."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Death is nature's way of saying your story is over."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept reality."