"Immortality through cartoon logic beats healthcare any day."Health
"Adventure is what happens between violent encounters."Adventure
"Imagine the possibilities with enough explosives."Imagination
"Technology can't match good old-fashioned brutality."Technology
"I am the maker of history, one gag at a time."History
"The only philosophy that matters is 'might makes right.'"Philosophy
"Literature needs more slapstick violence."Literature
"All's fair in love and cartoon warfare."Politics
"War is peace, peace is boring."War
"Stay motivated by staying violent."Motivation
"Be inspired by endless comedic suffering."Inspiration
"Some relationships are better expressed without words."Relationships
"Solitude gives me time to sharpen my tools."Solitude