Itchy and Scratchy

"My dreams are made of chaos and cartoon physics."

"Laughter is the best medicine—unless it's at someone's expense."

"Beauty fades, but a good prank is eternal."

"Death? More like a temporary inconvenience."

"Perseverance means never giving up on your victim."

"Gratitude is for the weak."

"Creativity thrives in chaos and mayhem."

"Justice is best served with a sledgehammer."

"Patience is a virtue—one I've never had."

"Kindness is kryptonite to my success."

"Strength comes from a good grip on your weapon of choice."

"Fear is just fuel for escalation."

"Power corrupts, but it's oh so much fun."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better anvils."

"Health is overrated when you've got immortal cartoon logic."

"Adventure awaits those who swing first and ask questions never."

"Imagination is the only limit to how creative you can be with a firecracker."

"Technology is great for rigging elaborate traps."

"History is written by those who survive the cartoonish violence."

"Philosophy? More like physical-osophy!"

"Literature is best when written in slapstick."

"Politics is just organized warfare with paperwork."

"War is what I do best."

"Get motivated by the prospect of pure mayhem."

"Inspiration comes from a well-placed dynamite stick."

"Relationships are best expressed through violence."

"Solitude is just planning time for the next attack."

"Nothing matters more than getting that cat."

"The simplest plans are the most explosive ones."

"I don't think, I just act—usually with weapons."