Itchy and Scratchy

"Stay motivated by the thrill of the chase."

"Inspiration comes from cartoon violence itself."

"My only relationship is with my victim."

"Solitude is my favorite thing after destruction."

"The only good mouse is a dead mouse!"

"Violence solves everything."

"Why use words when a mallet works just fine?"

"Every day is an opportunity to cause maximum damage."

"Life's too short not to enjoy the finer things—like revenge."

"Love is just another word for 'target practice.'"

"The best part of waking up is the sound of screaming."

"Success means getting away with the crime."

"A true friend stabs you in the back with style."

"Family quarrels are the most satisfying kind."

"There's always hope... for more chaos."

"Real courage is facing down a cat with a dynamite plunger."

"Change comes to those who swing an axe."

"School teaches you how to commit better crimes."

"The only knowledge that matters is how to get even."

"Time flies when you're having infinite fun."

"The truth is whatever makes the best explosion."

"Freedom is the right to pursue vengeance without limits."

"Peace is just the quiet before I attack."

"Nature's canvas is best painted with paint... and TNT."

"Art is the expression of one's darkest impulses."

"Science proves that pain is hilariously funny."

"Music to my ears is the sound of a cat in distress."

"I have faith in my ability to cause destruction."

"A good leader knows when to escalate the violence."

"Work hard at being the worst."