Itchy and Scratchy

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to chase a mouse."

"Imagination is the only limit to how you can hurt someone."

"Technology makes it easier to set more efficient traps."

"History repeats itself, usually with the same cartoon violence."

"Philosophy means questioning why we do this every single day."

"Literature pales in comparison to a good chase scene."

"Politics is just another form of sanctioned violence."

"War is what happens when you run out of traps."

"Motivation comes from one simple source: getting that mouse."

"Inspiration strikes like a mallet to the face."

"Relationships are built on trust and mutual destruction."

"Solitude is when you finally catch the mouse."

"Every scar tells a story - usually of failure."

"The best revenge is served with a piano."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like an elaborate death trap."

"Time flies when you're chasing something fast."

"The only true wisdom is knowing you'll never catch him."

"Happiness is the five seconds before the explosion."

"Success is measured in how much destruction you cause."

"Real friends help you dispose of evidence."

"Family is forever, even when they're roadkill."

"There's always hope the next trap will work this time."

"Courage is chasing someone despite 70 years of failure."

"Change is the only constant, besides my hatred."

"School teaches you to follow rules - I teach you to break them."

"Knowledge of explosives is the best knowledge."

"Time is what we measure by body parts hit per second."

"The truth will set you free... unless I'm chasing you."

"Freedom is chasing whoever you want, whenever you want."

"Peace is overrated - action is what matters."