"I've mastered the art of starting over."Art
"Love makes the world go 'round. Desperation keeps me spinning."Love
"I'm basically a walking advertisement for bad life choices."Humor
"Success is relative. I'm a relative failure."Success
"Life's not about the destination, it's about the eviction notices along the way."Life
"I believe in myself... which is my only problem."
"The only rule I follow is that there are no rules."Freedom