Jean-Ralphio

"I've seen nature. Mostly from my car while fleeing cops."

"Music speaks to the soul. My soul's bankrupt."

"Faith in what? My luck? That's not faith, that's insanity."

"Justice is just a word rich people use."

"I've had many names, not all by choice."

"Creativity is problem-solving drunk."

"I'm basically a philosopher who dropped out of everything."

"Literature is great if you can read."

"Politics? I AM the politics."

"War and peace are both overrated. Indifference is key."

"Inspiration comes from bad decisions and tequila."

"Gratitude is for people with stable income."

"I'm known for my reliability... at being unreliable."

"Kindness is nice, but money is nicer."

"Death is just another thing I'm running from."

"I've never been to a war, but I've been in ones with myself."

"Solitude is just what I call being alone and broke."

"I believe in power... the power of poor decisions."

"My imagination is my only asset."

"I once tried meditation. I fell asleep and got robbed."

"Persistence is just refusing to accept defeat... four times over."

"I've never let a little thing like bankruptcy stop me."

"The best medicine is laughter and free beer."

"I'm a renaissance man... of terrible life choices."

"Tomorrow's another chance to fail spectacularly."

"I respect courage, which is why I'm always running."

"Change is the only constant in my life. So is debt."

"Wisdom comes from experience. I've got plenty of bad experience."

"I'm a dreamer with nightmares for a life."

"The truth will set you free... to be more broke."