Jean-Ralphio

"Philosophy is overcomplicating the simple act of partying."

"Literature is better than work because it's something to do while hungover."

"Politics would be better with more parties and fewer arguments."

"War is sad. Let's throw a peace party instead."

"I'm Jean-Ralphio, and I'm a 5-star man, baby!"

"You gotta spend money to make money, bro."

"I once owned a rental property... for like three days."

"Everything's better when you're in debt!"

"I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been both. Mostly poor."

"Your mom is my best friend now."

"I'm basically a business genius."

"You know what? I'm gonna go live in the woods."

"I've seen some stuff, man. Crazy stuff."

"Money doesn't matter when you're having fun."

"I'm like a phoenix rising from the ashes... repeatedly."

"The best things in life are free... but I still need cash."

"I live by no rules, bro. Except the ones I make up."

"Time is just a construct anyway."

"I've had so many jobs, I can't remember them all."

"Love is cool, but have you ever had zero responsibilities?"

"My dad taught me everything I know about bankruptcy."

"I believe in living fast and breaking things."

"You can't put a price on friendship. I've tried."

"Success is just a state of mind... mine's delusional."

"I once had a business plan. It didn't work."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body."

"I'm gonna change my life... starting tomorrow."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

"The truth is whatever you want it to be."

"I've never heard of that place, but I've definitely been there."